Last Updated: March 2026
Leafedin AI is a parody web application generated solely for entertainment purposes. We do not actually collect your houseplants' personal information, nor do we sell their data to Big Fertilizer.
Because everything runs entirely locally on your browser (with image generation passing strictly through a secure local zero-storage bridge), we do not track, harvest, or store the content of the posts you generate. Which is good, because frankly, some of the VC Founder outputs are a bit much.
There are no tracking cookies on Leafedin AI. Your browser might store local preferences to make the generator run smoothly, but we do not use third-party tracking scripts natively. You are completely off the grid.
If you choose to export your masterpiece to Twitter/X, you are subject to their privacy policies. We merely pass the text along to their composer. We do not monitor your social networks.
We reserve the right to update this policy whenever we remember to water the office Fern. Which is to say, rarely.